I went to the San DIego Zoo yesterday with Jill's Junk. She was into the wine again and kept pulling off her top. It was really embarrassing! This Hyena seemed to get a kick out of it though!
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I just want to wish a fond, farewell to all my flickr friends. Looks like I 'm moving on to bigger and better things. I just got an email from the president of a large bank in Zimbabwe. I don't even know how he got my email address, but apparently this is my lucky day! It turns out that some very wealthy person there has died in a plane crash and has no heirs to leave the money to, so the bank has temporary custody of his millions of dollars, but they are not allowed to keep it. They just need someone in the United States to give the money to. All I needed to do was to wire them $3000 for processing fees, which obviously, I promptly did. So, now that the processing fees have been paid, I should be receiving a check for five million dollars sometime next week. I'm going to be quitting my job tomorrow, as I sit here and anxiously wait for the arrival of my check! This is so exciting!
Anyway... This was from Monument Valley, last month. It's the famous Mittens. Well... It's one of the Mittens, anyway. Not sure where the other Mitten went. I think it may have been out being repaired that day.
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It's been a very sad day on flickr. I'm not sure if I want to keep posting photos here, or if I should just cancel my account. It seems that ROBERTO has blocked me, and dropped me as a contact. I don't know if it's really worth the trouble of uploading photos here if I can't look foreward to constructive, insightful, thought provoking comments from ROBERTO the comment king. :-)
For those of you who have not been following this... A month or so ago, this moron, ROBERTO, appeared out of nowhere, and started leaving comments on practically every photo on flickr. I didn't really notice at first, but started to take notice when I saw a few comments that made absolutely no sense whatsoever, so I started paying attention. The first I noticed was on my photo of a gas station sign with funny gas prices, his comment... "Lovely place, congrats"... HUH? It's a SIGN! It became obvious that this idiot had created some kind of a computer program to just leave about twenty seven thousand random comments a day, just to boost his popularity on flickr. Most were generic enough to make sense, but then you'd stumble upon something like, a photo of a pile of dog crap, and his comment would say something like "A lovely scene, you should be proud, congrats." After his comment "Stonking photo, congrats" on my friend Fred's photo, (stonking??? What the hell is stonking?) myself, and friends Jill, and Fred were so intrigued by his words of wisdom, that this week, we decided to create a group, dedicated to his stupidity. (see link below) ...So, anyway, apparently yesterday he discovered our group and blocked every member in it. It's a very sad day... Shunned by ROBERTO, congrats.
Here's a few of my favorite ROBERTO comments...
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He has now deleted it, but this is a screen capture of a classic ROBERTO the ROBOT, insensitive comment...
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Huh???
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I've been so intrigued by the mysterious ROBERTO, that I actually hired a private investigator to go down to Venezuela to try and figure out the mystery of just who ROBERTO really is!!! He found him!!!! He came back with this spy photo!! Here it is!!!! It's ROBERTO'S mega SUPERCOMPUTER!!!!! This is the computer that does ROBERTO'S commenting!!!!!!!!!!!!!! This is the mega super hi-tech computer that leaves ROBERTO'S brilliant comments on 327,753 photos every day on half the photos uploaded on flickr!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (at least on all those people who he hasn't blocked!!)
Sadly, I have been blocked!!!!!!
I miss you ROBERTO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
And he just keeps going... And going... And going...
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Screen capture of a real winner!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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If anyone is not familiar with ROBERTO'S story, it is explained under this photo...
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Tags: I hope this doesn't come across as sarcastic!!!!!!!!!! I hope ROBERTO likes this No, wait... He blocked me Oh crap, ROBERTO isn't going to see this? DAMN! What's the point of posting something if I can't get a constructive comment from ROBERTO When I grow up I want to be just like ROBERTO He is my idol Please come back ROBERTO Please I miss you My photos just aren't the same without a 'Lovely place, congrats' comment Or... 'Really truly colors, congrats' His comments are inspiring, thought provoking, creative, constructive, intelligent... Please, can someone atleast say 'Congrats' If ROBERTO doesn't comment on this, I am going to jump off a bridge Goodbye cruel world Quit teasing---leave me your camera in your will WRC Syndrome is REAL!!!! So is OCD! take your meds dumbass ja ja ja ja ... losers! Congrats! get a life STONKING Computer
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