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Are you feeling down? Sad? Depressed? Even having thoughts of suicide?

Four out of five doctors agree, that viewing Mike Jones' photos once a day can lead to feelings of extreme pleasure. Happiness. Elation. Exuberance. You can get your life back. Feel the way you did years ago, in happier times by viewing one of Mike Jones' photos each day. Depression hurts. But there is a cure. Mike Jones' photography may be the answer. Ask your doctor if Mike Jones' photos are right for you.

warning... Looking at Mike Jones' photos for prolonged periods of time may lead to eye damage such as near sightedness, astigmatism, blurred vision, or blindness. Other possible side effects include headaches, nausea, dizziness, sleepiness. Fainting, or vomiting has been reported in less than 18% of patients. Weight gain, muscle twitching, bladder problems, and uncontrollable urges to urinate. Diarrhea, anal leakage and excessive flatulence have also been reported. Do not operate heavy machinery within four hours of viewing Mike Jones' photos. Do not look at Mike Jones' photos if you are, or may become pregnant. Other possible side effects may include itching, twitching, sneezing, wheezing, shortness of breath, uncontrollable muscle spasms, sexual urges with farm animals. For erections lasting longer than 18 hours consult your doctor immediately. Other, more common side effects include, seizures, narcolepsy, gynecomastia (man boobs), crying spells, rectal bleeding, Itchy watery eyes, panic attacks, insomnia, Uncontrollable bloody projectile vomiting, death. aaaaaaannnnnnddd... Drymouth.
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  • Taken: Oct 20, 2008
  • Uploaded: Apr 25, 2009
  • Updated: Mar 4, 2014