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My phallus may be insignificant
But my ego is monstrously big
I am Hubcap Hothead Shithead
Tweedhead all Head Skinhead
Lathered Limerick Prick
That all of you really Digg
But the ultimate feather in my cap
I am an poet and a prig
Yes I get turned on cross dressing
Wearing Brittany Spears Wig
At the Disco with Justin Timberlake
I do the jig
Though his arsenal is awfully far too big
My arse mouth watering and my pecker
A mulberry twig
All in all I am the Bad Boy the Narcisstic
Evil heart Evil Soul with a Smile that is plastic
Yes I am Hubcap Shithead the Racist Pig
