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N 4 B 73 C 4 E Jul 8, 2020 F Jul 8, 2020
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A London college received an application from an overseas student who had some impressive academic qualifications.
However, under the heading "Examining Body " she had written:
" Have found no abnormalities."

N 7 B 304 C 20 E Jul 6, 2020 F Jul 6, 2020
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During a visit to my doctor I asked him "How do you determine whether or not an older person ought to be put into an old-age care home ?"

"Well" he said, "We fill up a bathtub, then we offer a teaspoon, a teacup or a bucket to the person to empty the bathtub."

"Oh I understand." I said. "A normal person would use the bucket because it is bigger than the spoon or the teacup."

"No." he said. "A normal person would pull the plug.
Would you like a bed near the window ?"

N 21 B 617 C 38 E Jan 20, 2020 F Jul 2, 2020
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font: Russel Write

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N 19 B 163 C 26 E Jun 10, 2020 F Jul 2, 2020
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font: RaceCar Casual


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