Today's story and sketch "by me" the first thing you will notice is that the Dinkum Twins, two of Darwin Gofish's
many Alien/aboriginal children (seventeen total). The Dinkum twins are quite the little troublemakers, seems today they
let out all of the Kiwi laying hens, and are now waiting in the pens to see if they will come back, which they
will at feeding time. Darwin just rode up in the ranch razer 1,200 sport glider he picked up on the last family vacation to Lippo his home moon, It is not only utilitarian as a grocery getter, but fun way to get away with Spunk his aboriginal
wife, when she wants to get away from the kids. Darwin met Spunk on his first trip to Earth, he arrived with only his
pets, (twelve Birds from his home crater Kiwizoondap, and a transport full of there favorite giant green berry vines to grow).
He found this part of Earth perfect to raise his birds in peace and quite. (Darwin was escaping from his X girlfriend
Rosie'O, who was a squawker, she was never quiet, she even quacked when she slept). But that is a story for another time.
After Darwin arrived he built up this estate, with a nice large tri level ranch house, six hundred and nine acres of Kiwizoodap vines, and an ever expanding herd of birds. Then one day while out walking on the ranch, he spotted a
young beautiful aboriginal girl who's name was Spunk, she was feeding one of the birds a Kiwizoondap fruit, the birds
had never seen a girl, specially a beautiful short dark haired beauty like Spunk. At first site of Darwin she was shy
and afraid, but as Darwin began to talk to her in a low soothing, (his sexy voice), she was OK, herself having never seen
a four foot tall grey alien with humongous dark black eyes, but soon they became very close friends, very close friends, which soon turned to the life they've shared together, here in the Northern Territory of Australia. Situated on the Timor Sea, Darwin is the one of the many places in Australia where you can find his pets running free, the locals call them
Kiwi for short, and if you haven't, you should try a Kiwizoondap fruit, now available in the US, the health benefits of consuming kiwis include maintaining healthy skin tone and texture, (even if it is not grey), reducing blood pressure and preventing heart disease and stroke. We at the Rod Blog are happy you could spend a few quality minutes with me learning
a bit of history and getting a little quality education, till next time Taa ta Rod
Never settle for the low hanging fruit, it is always sweeter at the top.l
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