It is with regret that I am unable to bring you any reportage of H & Hs recent activity as we have to go over live to Devon & Cornwall Police headquarters where reports are coming in that a very dangerous and highly organised gang of fish have battered their way out of the Newlyn Fish market in the early hours of this morning.🐟🐟🐠🐠🐡🐡🐡
A spokesman for Devon and Cornwall police reported the fish had been spotted on the east bound crabiageway of the A30 and were last seen going through Dozmary Pool at speeds of over 178 mph. The gang are proving difficult to catch as they have covered themselves in cod liver oil and are slipping through police roadblocks.👮♀️🚓🚔👮♀️
An elite squad of Police frogman were called in to deploy a stingerray device near Talskiddy Treaclemine but the gang had filled their tyres with caviair.⛓⚙️⚙️
D & C police have said they believe the ring leader is ‘Freddie The Fish Finger’ a well known villain in the subterranean underworld. 🐳
Their getaway vehicle is thought to be a motorpike and sidecarp which was hot-wired by known fish villain ‘Harry The Hat Haddock’.🐋
Police have been warning members of the public to stay away from these slippery characters, as the gang are ruthless, however officers have said that they are a mixed bunch, some of them are not very clever as exam results indicated they were well below c level, yet on the other hand, it is also thought some could be well educated as they swam in schools.📕📘📒
Unconfirmed reports suggest that officers have received a ransom demand as it is feared that a group of squidnappers could be on board the sidecarp💰💰💰
The other area of concern for D & C officers are that this group of fish are well prepared for injuries as they have brought their own sturgeons and medicines, especially Vitamin Sea.👨⚕️💊💊💉
We will keep you up to date as we receive further updates, remember stay safe, and try and find a plaice with some sole in it.🏠🏠
I will leave you with this thought
How do you stop a fish smelling, block its nostrils.
Thank you all so much for viewing my photos, and the comments you leave. Have a lovely weekend😎🐎🐷🍻🍻🍻🍷🍷🍷🐎🐷😂😂😂
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I recently had the pleasure of a planned meet up with fellow Flickerite Christine Sinclair and her good man at the beautiful beach of Sandymouth Bay, North of Bude🌊🌞
Following an exchange of pleasantries, I asked how much wine and beer Christine and her good man had brought with them, Christine responded “I have been unable to drive and collect any alcohol as I lost my driving glasses whilst out stumbling around the rumps last night”🍷🍷🍷
Before you all ask, The Rumps is a beautiful location near Polzeath😎
And guess what the next question was from Christine, “have you brought Hoof and Horace”, unfortunately Hoof sent his apologies as he had flown out to Bethpage Golf course, Long Island, New York, to set up the course for the 2019 PGA Championship, classed as the second major of the year.⛳️✈️
However I said to Christine “Listen tell me what you can hear” (all true) I said “it is Horace talking to you, but of course you are not fluent in pig”
With that I opened the rear door of our car, and there sat as good as gold was our Horace🐷😁🍷🍷
Christine and Horace then had quite a chat, I acted as interpreter for obvious reasons🐷💃
We got our camera kit together to go onto the beach, however Horace never one to miss a business opportunity got out his little white coat and an over the shoulder money bag and started taking money from people to park💰💰💰🐷😁
Christine, I truly hope you both enjoyed not only the spectacular beach but the fascinating geological features along the shoreline and in the cliff formations👍
Thank you all for looking at my images, the views and comments are really appreciated, have a lovely weekend
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Horace, Hoof, and my good Lady took a trip to West Pentire yesterday where there were about 3,400,250 photographers several dogs, cats, goats, and various other forms of wildlife, though no chickens or ryanosoris.
My three companions said that I should put something on straight out of the camera (I nearly took a photograph of the battery) but thought I might not see the sun rise tomorrow if I did😂😂😂
Day time photography is completely outside of my comfort zone, I will leave you all to form an opinion.
Thank you all for looking🌼🌸💃🐎🐷🍷🍷🍷😂😂😂
Tags: Cornwall Poppies Daytime West Pentire In A Scarlet Tide Beauty We Are So Lucky Remember Symbol of Peace
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I thought you should all be brought up to speed with a story (sorry reportage) that has broken over the last couple of days, Cornwall is to build a satellite launch system at Newquay Airport, currently being developed overseas🚀
You may have heard Hugh Edwards mention this on News at Ten a few nights ago.
This system intends to despatch rockets into space from under the wing of a converted Typhoon jet.
Now who do we know that has such an aircraft, yes our very own H & H,🐎🐷 the one they bought on eBay.
The investment offer is dependent on Spaceport Cornwall and A. N. Other putting together a business plan.✈️
Guess what, yes H & H have put in a tender, watch this space, see what I did there. If they pull this deal off they know that they will have to take on men, as their business portfolio is growing beyond all recognition.📘📘📕📕
They have their daily space flights to Mars, which has taken off well, there is the time travel division of the company, yes I know Horace has only just cut the roof off the Jensen Interceptor, however we did seem to loose twelve days recently !!
Horace also has his after dinner speaking duties, the village vicar has booked him for the foreseeable future, and of course Hoof has his sports consultancy business, the courts at Wimbledon will look the best ever this year, and he is hoping to have the new roof on No 1 court finished for the opening of the tournament this year, wow !!! 🎾🎾🎾
I will leave you with this thought for the weekend,
If you think nothing is impossible,
Try slamming a revolving door.
Thank you for looking at my pictures, I so much enjoy taking them around the beautiful coastline of Cornwall.
The comments you leave are so appreciated.
Have a lovely weekend🔥🚀✈️🐎🐷🍷🍷🍷😎😂😂😂
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Hooray we are back into our Flickr account after 12 Hours ! and oddly enough 12 days, and to think Rome was built in a day⚒😂
Fortunately Hoof had appointed Horace head of counter espionage recently, so after the rascals at smug as a bug or whatever the new owners of Flickr are called locked me out of my account with lots of red writing and funny messages👹 Horace swung into action and needed to break the code so I could get back in.
He went about this in a very gentlemanly way to begin with, he took a letter up to the the village Post Office and sent to SAAB asking very kindly that we be allowed back onto Flickr, guess what even with recorded delivery they would not answer.
Horace being as sharp as one of Mrs P’s knitting needles remembered during the Flickr down time there was a competition where the prize was 2 Million pounds (did you all enter) if you downloaded the “Good Panda” and in Flicker’s words (I have them infront of me”) Take your little Panda on an adventure somewhere.🍷🍷🍷🍷🍷🍷🍷🍷🍷🍷🍷🍷
So Horace who has been coached by the best of the best in exhibition drinking Denzil Penberthy, (you know the guy who is in charge of security at St Michael’s Mount) thought we need to take this so called good panda out into the field and extricate the code out of him by loosening his tongue with a bit of falling down fluid.🍻🍻🍻🍻🍻
In no time at all the panda was as drunk as a skunk, he slurred over the code and the rest is history.😋😛😝😜
Good to be back in so to speak, will try to catch up as and when, modern technology “what can possibly go wrong”😂😂😂
Have a lovely week, thank you for looking 😁🐎🐷🍷🍷🍷😂😂😂
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