The Boys and I were getting ourselves ready for The Masters Tournement, the first of the four majors in professional golf which will be held as always at The Augusta National Club in Georgia, and we have less than a month to prepare for this event.⛳️
So Hoof was up on the roof lashing up a dustbin lid to act as a satellite dish to pick up the TV coverage, Horace and I were checking that the drinks cabinet was well stocked in anticipation of Rory Mcllroy winning the tournament which would give him a grand slam of majors.
As Horace is one of these pigs that likes to keep himself busy he said he would walk up to the village shop and buy some more of his favourite tipple.
On route he popped into the churchyard to check out the crocuses. The church yard is always a place to see these beautiful spring time flowers and people come from miles around to view and enjoy them. What could possibly go wrong. 🌷🌷
Horace had not long been in the church yard and the vicar appeared, Horace and the Vicar have struck up a real bond.
H and the Vicar were soon engaged in a meaningful conversation where the vicar mentioned to H that the regular lady driver of the village mini bus 109 year old Miss Trebogus had been out on her hen night with many of her elderly sisters when she unexpectedly fell over, the result of which she is in hospital undergoing a quadruple hip replacement.
So the Vicar asked H if he would drive the mini bus for the Woman’s institute annual outing.🎉🎉🎉🍷🍷🍷🎸💃
H thought about this request for a moment and replied “look I have only ever driven a motorbike, it may be that I find your long wheelbase Transit mini bus a bit big for me to handle. I will do you a deal, what if I traded in my motorbike and got another vehicle”.🚌
The vicar was all ears at this, what have you got in mind Horace, H said tell you what I could do, trade the motorbike in and get a Pig-Up, I could transport the ladies around in the back of it.💃💃💃💃💃🍷🍷🍷🍷🍷🐷
I will leave you with this thought,
A clear conscience is the sure sign of a bad memory😜
Thank you all for viewing my photos, your comments are so appreciated, have a good week🐎🐷😎😜🍺🍺🍺😂😂😂